are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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