Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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