I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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