Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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