She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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