He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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