just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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