I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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