i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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