This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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