we have pet lesbian snakes
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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