Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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