drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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