I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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