It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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