Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I love you. Go after that dick
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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