Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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