I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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