shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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