We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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