belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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