It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I need to calm my uterus...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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