So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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