Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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