Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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