My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he shaved USA in his pubs
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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