New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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