thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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