Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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