my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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