Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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