How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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