dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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