The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
This baby is an asshole
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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