Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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