erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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