You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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