just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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