smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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