Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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