whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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