none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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