I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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