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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.

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(608): Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. http://tfl.nu/iq87

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(919): View more from North Carolina

it was average length and chubby

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so kinda like him?

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now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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(919): it was average length and chubby (1-919): so kinda like him? (919): now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis... http://tfl.nu/92b0

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(925): View more from California

just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook

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(925): just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook http://tfl.nu/1a75

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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight

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(757): Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight http://tfl.nu/0tps

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(716): View more from New York

im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis

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(716): im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis http://tfl.nu/d4eh

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.

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(605): Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever. http://tfl.nu/1cen

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(613): View more from Ontario

New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.

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(613): New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would. http://tfl.nu/oc0p

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(863): View more from Florida

Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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(863): Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day. http://tfl.nu/qpfj

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(214): View more from Texas

The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.

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(214): The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to. http://tfl.nu/ot3b

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(406): View more from Montana

I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.

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You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.

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(406): I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night. (1-406): You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere. http://tfl.nu/7pyy

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(443): View more from Maryland

He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.

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(443): He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us. http://tfl.nu/2gzn

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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.

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(503): Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals. http://tfl.nu/1rao

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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.

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(978): Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you. http://tfl.nu/qush

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~

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(724): GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~ http://tfl.nu/ka83

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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever

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(303): When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever http://tfl.nu/l7j2

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