Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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