Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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