my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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