Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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