this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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