I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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